The Group Chat

Every group has all three.

The one who has been on their phone since the car park and could do with a round without it. The one lining up the shot nobody else would dare to try. And the one with quiet taste and expensive habits, who would never mention what any of it cost.

Touch Grass, Let Him Cook and the Albatross, each cut from solid iron and plated in black nickel. Keep one for yourself and hand the other two over on the first tee. Nobody will need telling which one is theirs.